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  • Dustinthewind
    01-05 12:48 AM
    @sanju_dba - Sorry to disappoint you. We did think about making a documentary, but in the end we all figured that a lot more people might be interested in a narrative feature film. Perhaps we are wrong, but it was just a decision that our team collectively made.

    @waitingnwaiting - Thanks for your honest feedback. You are right about a lot of things. All I can say is, I've been in this country for over 10 years still waiting for a green card like a lot of people. I just wanted to do something to make more people aware of the issues. I'm passionate about film making so I figured way I can do it is to make a film about stories based on my personal experience. Now, I don't know how the audience will perceive the film or if it will change their mind. But one thing's for sure, we all have given our best to this film and attempted to tell stories that have affected our lives.

    Thanks again for the comments.





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  • reachinus
    12-24 12:44 PM
    If you don't get the regular W2, then you fill in all the details that you know are correct and submit it along with your tax filings saying that you asked your employer to issue you the W2/Correct W2 with all the Pay info, but since he didn't give you the correct W2 your are using a non standard W2. IF u google it I am sure u will find it.

    Its better to have pay stubs for all the time that you are on H1 to avoid future problems.





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  • mbartosik
    03-15 01:19 PM
    just emailed scanned (to PDF)
    Mine was dated Feb 24





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  • seaskimmer
    11-06 09:16 AM
    Presently Continental is the only non-stop EWR-BOM service operated on a daily basis. AI flies EWR-CDG-BOM

    Delta also fly BOM-JFK non-stop, the aircraft is a B 777 (same as the one Continental use on their BOM-EWR route)... quite comfortable.



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  • txh1b
    04-15 10:46 AM
    What took you sooo long to wake up from the slumber and realize that you need to get paid? Look up WH4 and complain to DOL. Look for the contents in the Neufield memo as well.





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  • senthil
    07-26 01:53 PM
    wow this was really fast. can u furnish some details like
    country / EB category / PD etc for our info. good luck



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  • pkpalta
    08-11 05:02 PM
    Admin, please remove this post. If INS reads it and amends to verify all the employers then there will be more back logs and more retrogression.

    We all know that there are tonne of problems with processing and lots of idiosyncracy but this forum is to solve problems not creating it.

    ;)





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  • starscream
    06-23 09:40 PM
    Cornyn Calls on Obama to Present Immigration Reform Plan - Roll Call (http://www.rollcall.com/news/36174-1.html)

    Cornyn Calls on Obama to Present Immigration Reform Plan

    Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) on Tuesday called on President Barack Obama to come up with a comprehensive immigration plan this year, saying a directive from the White House is the only way to push the complex issue forward.

    “What we need is not another photo op at the White House. What we need now is a plan from the president,” said Cornyn, ranking member on the Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Refugees and Border Security.

    “The president doesn’t write legislation, but he does have the bully pulpit,” Cornyn said, adding that right now “it’s unclear how they can get it finished.”

    Cornyn is one of several lawmakers who will meet with administration officials Thursday to discuss immigration policy. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs acknowledged Monday that time may run out this year before the administration and Congress — already spread thin with health care and climate change legislation — can take up yet another time-consuming and sweeping proposal.

    Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) echoed those concerns: “We’ve got a full plate already.”

    “There’s been little discussion from our side on immigration reform. I’ve honestly not given it a lot of thought,” McConnell said.

    But Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) reiterated his call for doing a comprehensive immigration reform bill this year.

    “We have to finish health care and climate change, but being third on the list is pretty good,” Reid said, predicting that he could muster up the votes for a bill later this year.

    Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.), who chairs the immigration subpanel, will deliver an address on immigration at Georgetown University on Wednesday and is expected to outline “the principles that will guide legislation he intends to introduce in the Senate later this year,” according to a release.

    Schumer will also attend the White House meeting Thursday.



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  • mchundi
    07-28 01:36 AM
    Currently my labor and 1-140 has been approved. But i havent been able to apply for I-485 due to retrogression. Hence if i change my job now and re-apply for labor will i continue to get extentions?


    Also can anyone advice me that for a PERM application the pre-application i.e advertisements and stuff takes how long before i can actually apply for the labor. Also in Perm How long does one have to do the pre-application (advertisments etc)?

    Can someone please help?
    U will get a 3 year H1-B with the new employer.
    i donot have experience with PERM. From what i know it varies from state to state. typically 6 months, may be longer or shorter.
    --MC





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  • weasley
    10-20 06:06 PM
    I think you have got knowledgable response.
    1. It is illegal to work on H4.
    2. Your wife is OOS.
    3. You need a good lawyer.
    You cannot expect better response than these unless you are expecting IV members to suggest some illegal ways to overcome your situation (if you are truly in that situation). I am sure you are not going to get any response than above as IV stands for Legal Immigration.



    Still looking for a knowledgeable response specifically to the questions asked.



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  • cbd80
    08-27 02:26 PM
    Hi,

    My company filed for I-140 around Dec-2007. During first week of Sep-2008 USCIS case status page was showing "I-140 is approved". After that since third week of Sep-2008 case status page is showing "Documents mailed to applicant".

    But neighter my lawyer not my employer had received the approval notice in mail.
    How to obtain the duplicate or copy of this approved I-140? What form need to be submitted? where? and how much time it takes?

    Thanks,





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  • kk_kk
    02-04 09:44 AM
    My wife was allowed to travel on BA when she went from US to India. But when we were returning to US, the ticketing agent in India would not issue bording pass because Canadian PR can only be used if you are travelling to Canada and NOT to USA. The ticketing manager even called someone in London Airport to get the confirmation and after that they just denied my request even after showing the document that says Canada PR issues after Apr 2005 does not require transit visa.

    I would say, get the visa to be on the safeside so that there will not be any troubles in the last minute.



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  • felix31
    01-16 10:43 PM
    Hello,

    To issue an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN) for an H4 visa holder, the local IRS office is asking Indian passport and Indian birth certificate. It is difficult to get birth certificate in India because the birth was never registered. Is it OK to submit the affidavit given by parents (the kind usually used for immigration needs), instead of the birth certificate, to get the ITIN number. If anyone got their ITIN number by using such affidavit given by parents, please post your reply. Thanks in advance.

    slc_ut

    I dont get it...
    What is the significance of birth certificate?

    I only had to send in notarized passport copy to get ITIN. For foreign nationals, passport is more than enough.





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  • rockstart
    07-16 09:07 AM
    Regarding first point,
    I would also submit marriage ceremony pictures (if you have them) along with marriage certificate (notarize the photocopy), assuming it is in English, else get it translated with affidavit and again notarize the copy. Sending Birth certificate copy along with above might be a + .

    HTH
    GCCovet

    I will not recommend Marriage Pics. I would say supplimental documentation like Joint Income Tax return, Lease Papers for Apartment, Insurance papers will be better than marriage picture. But then there is no harm in sending them as well. Perhaps can provide some entertainment to IO who might be bored looking at documents all the time.



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  • Michael chertoff
    04-07 07:33 PM
    Hmm. Another kela. Don't worry MC, your time will come.

    Bhiyaa aapkee baat samajh me nahee aayee...aap kahna kya chahte hai.





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  • sujan_vatrapu
    10-27 11:17 AM
    You probably know what you are getting, but there are others who believe all the lies that FOX spreads - don't always look through the prism of your problems...

    At least on the other news outlets, they bring 2 sides of opinions, unlike FOX - which only shows one side of the issues 25% of the time, and the host spews his/her talking points for the rest of the 75% of the show!

    Having said that, I would much prefer for the news outlets (ABC, CNN, NBC, CBS, NPR ..) to not only give 2 sides of the story, but actually do some investigative journalism and come to conclusions. Ask the tough questions and if all they get is talking points cut them off.........

    Again you missed the point, main news media outlets have liberal views on issues, they don't bring conservative view but they say so, i watch CNN, CBS, listen to NPR, I am not saying FOX is the best but they are as good as the rest, agn my point is all the channels have left or right view (NONE have a centrist view), we should not discount FOX because they have conservative views,

    in a recent survey more than half surveyed picked FOX as the most trusted new channel, if we think they are fools there is definitely something with us!



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  • StuckInTheMuck
    05-03 08:17 AM
    Updating profile should fill up your information in the tracker.

    Will make a not of it.

    Thanks a lot.

    GO IV GO

    Recently I had some trouble updating my profile. The "Additional Information" section has a series of RFE-related (on I-485, I-140, EAD and AP) boxes, where one must enter a valid date in the specified format. Because I did not receive any RFE yet, I tried to get past this page by entering 00/00/0000 ("N/A" did not work), which did not work either, and finally I settled with my PD on all these RFE boxes (which is, of course, incorrect). So, maybe the powers-that-be can fix the problem, and, also remove these wrong entries from my profile?
    Thanks.





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  • backtoschool
    12-28 12:32 PM
    I spoke to some one and he has told me the following:

    (1) Yes, you can take off of education outside US . Make sure that employer does not revoke I-140. And uey, ofcourse you will be returning for a similar job.. ( Yeh right I will do the same job after investing in MBA. LOL. I wont.. its on paper)
    (2) EAD and AP can be applied on one;s behalf in his or her abscence from the US. The catch is that one must return tothe US before the AP that you used to exit before it expires. So the plan would be apply for new AP in your abscence as soon as it is approved return to US for a day or two pick the new one and exit again.
    (3) 485/GC is for future jobs.
    (4) Looks like it is possible.. this is :"similar to a situation where in yoru co decides to send you to a mission outside US for extended period.

    Other questions for folks who asked me:
    My stats
    EB3 - india
    PD Jul 2002

    No, i am not stuck in the name check stuff. Just the BS wait!!!

    SO, guys who else is moving outside US for education?





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  • inthehole
    07-25 03:50 PM
    I am trying to send AC21 letter to USCIS through my attorney. My attorney want the LC filing papers from my previous employer.(so that he can prove that my current job is same or similar)

    So if we change our job using EAD, do we need to have LC filing paper from our ex employer for invoking AC21?.





    lskreddy
    06-10 07:56 PM
    Well, at least someone will benefit out of this.

    I hope this is a precursor to something more broader..





    k_sing
    09-20 12:17 PM
    Responding to latest response:

    "Member" does not mean an employee.
    As a member I would have access to their proprietary software to do trades ( just like having an account with any other broker)
    A member however has no voting rights etc. ( it's a private LLC/trust)

    At the end of the year, instead of a 1099 tax form, the trust would provide a share of profits generated by "my stock trades" and it is instead done on K1 tax form, which is treated as income.

    About the internet biz:
    I would be the only one "owning" / running the biz.. as I own the domain ( it's not a LLC ).

    Can I receive income checks in my name ?


    thanks!



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